What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 01:34
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.